I am a total nobody...but I'm fucking funny and awesome! So...ummm follow me? :D
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god
If this isn’t the most awesome thing you’ll see on your dash today then..
i just don’t know anymore.