Look at this, responsible adults! Why on earth would a teenager write such a thing? Experts with clipboards and degrees conclude that this teenager’s outburst of writing must have been caused by a chemical imbalance in its brain stem. We should be careful around the teenagers, these dangerous mysteries of nature - especially the straight-A student ones - lest they write more letters to the newspaper about how disappointed they are with us and the world that we have so painstakingly prepared for them. It is up to us to see that those unfortunate yet fascinating specimens of the animal kingdom do not further unsettle us with their attention-craving letter-writing outbursts. 9 out of 10 experts recommend that an anomalously-behaving teenager’s needs be sated by video games and/or community service activities such as volunteering at their local homeless shelter or zombie farm.