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officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

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Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

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Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

rasec-wizzlbang:

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mama-hen-hiraku:

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Hey guys! Since more bone-chilling science was requested. I absolutely NEEDED to make this post. 

In 1940, Russian scientists released a video of a severed dog head. They were kept alive for several hours, wiggling their ears in response to sounds and even licking their mouths.

The scientists claimed they could keep the animals alive by an artificial blood circulation system.

Isn’t that intense? You can watch the full video here

In 2005, American scientists created another pack of zombie dogs. The team rapidly killed the dogs by flushing all the blood from their bodies and replacing it with oxygen- and sugar-filled saline.

Three hours later, the team gave the dogs a blood transfusion, and an electric shock.

The dogs were resurrected, and while some had permanent damage, most were no worse for wear.

This research suggested that the treatment could one day revive people who are bleeding too quickly for doctors to repair their injuries.

And in fact they can now. 

I have stumbled upon an article that say scientists can save people by draining all their blood out.

You can read more about that here

The severed head is not alive. Its reflexes are merely being stimulated by electric shocks.

No, actually the head was alive

To prove that the head was alive Soviet physician Sergei Brukhonenko, showed that it reacted to stimuli. Brukhonenko banged a hammer on the table, and the head flinched. He shone light in its eyes, and the eyes blinked. He even fed the head a piece of cheese, which promptly popped out the esophageal tube on the other end.

Brukhonenko’s experiments with the autojektor were real and paved the way for later strides in heart surgery, but the film itself is most likely faked for demonstration (head movement is indicative of the presence of larger neck muscles which would require bracing against the body to move, and notice that we never see the side of the head that would actually show us the point of decapitation). However, Vladimir Demikhov’s “two-headed” dog did existand Robert J. White’s experiments with monkeys were very real.

Russians really hate dogs, man

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days